this needed to be a gif.
Welcome to America where everyone is equal except everyone
this is so accurate i want to cry
Step one: acquire plastic bags filled with air.
Step two: Cosplay Rob Liefeld’s Captain America.
so accurate it hurts
i’m gOING TO THROW UP AJFKDSLA OH MY GOD CAP NO
im gonna do it
im gonna take free college courses
starting with MATH
No wait SKIP MATH, HIGH SCHOOL MATH IS ENOUGH! IM AN ACCOMPLISHED GAME PROGRAMMING STUDENT AND THE I HAVE NEVER ONCE USED COLLEGE MATH. however, projectile motion equations, trigonometry, geometry, and a little bit of calculus helps me allot. You can do some cool shit with math like that.
I dislike lent.
My parents don’t respect that I don’t practice it, and because of it they don’t make dinner for me.
Why did you reblog this.
I for one support your decision to not lent. But I actually can’t believe you parents aren’t feeding you because of it.
actual german compound nouns:
Staubsauger (vaccuum cleaner, literally “DUST SUCKER”)
Vorhang (curtain, literally “HANGS IN FRONT”)
Wasserkocher (kettle, literally “WATER BOILER”)
I smile every time I remember German birth control pills are called “antibabypillen”. Though in the interest of fairness, “fireplace”.
shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality is in the bible
macklemore is writing a song about shrimp rights as we speak
when i was in the third grade i thought i was a shrimp because i could swim
the bible also talks about how you should sell you daughter into sexual slavery for shits and giggles.